Eclectic Interior Design Services
For women in Northern Virginia who like to color outside the lines.
You’ve bought what you’re pretty sure is gonna be your forever home. Your kids are finally old enough that you don’t have to worry about them breaking sh*t. But the inside of your house has been seriously neglected.
And in the past, you’ve tried. You used to spend hours pinning interiors that made you drool, tried to buy high-quality furniture that represented your adult self and wasn’t just leftover junk from your 20s, and did your darndest to feng shui the rooms so all the funky details would flow together.
Until finally, you gave up, vowing that one day you would find the perfect person to help turn it all around.
Working together, we’ll incorporate the pieces you already love (and ditch the ones you don’t), find new patterns, colors, and furniture for you to swoon over, and transform the layout of your house to actually match your lifestyle.
So that grandma’s hidden but beloved china gets reused for adorable succulent planters, the lamp your mother-in-law insisted you keep is swapped for a badass one that makes you weak in the knees, and your never-used dining room gets turned into a speakeasy-esque, grown-ups-only space with a beautiful bar.
AND HOPEFULLY, YOU’RE ABOUT DISCOVER THAT YOU’VE FOUND THAT PERFECT INTERIOR DESIGN PERSON, TOO.
AND WE’LL DO ALL OF THAT WHILE...
Avoiding the Copy & Paste Trends
You want interior design that screams (or loudly whispers) you, not a space that’s full of various shades of beige, has a maddening lack of funky patterns, and includes “live, laugh, love” word signs as “artwork.” That’s why you and I will say F it to the trends and F yes to flying your freak flag and making decisions based on what matters most to you.
Fusing Fun & Function
Whether that’s designing custom funky furniture with a crap ton of storage, adding motion sensor lights underneath cabinets for middle-of-the-night bathroom trips, or whatever else—by the end of our time together, your house will know you so well you’ll practically be finishing each other’s sentences.
Noodling Over Every Nook
From making sure the paint color you want for your living room won’t be affected by the green grass reflecting through your windows to planning in advance where wiring and lighting outlets should be placed so you don’t later have to re-open your walls, every damn detail will be carefully considered.
“Jess took everything into account and really made the effort to learn about us and our preferences.
THE RESULT WAS A PERFECTLY DESIGNED SPACE—BOTH FUNCTIONAL AND BEAUTIFUL. IT’S LIKE SHE WENT INSIDE OF MY HEAD.”
Full-Service Interior Design
This one’s for the women who want to share their ideas, give their approval, and hand off everything else.
Whether you’re looking for a revamp or a complete renovation, I’ll handle communicating with contractors, sourcing items, designing custom-made furniture, and turning every room in your house into a space that’s a drool-worthy backdrop for your life.
From dealing with the mountains of trash and cardboard that come with your fabulous new furniture to figuring out which walls are load-bearing and cannot be knocked down, you won’t have to use a brain cell or lift a finger.
FULL-SERVICE INTERIOR DESIGN STARTS AT: $7,200
LIKE AN ALL-INCLUSIVE VACAY (MINUS THE SANDY BEACH AND BOOZY FROZEN DRINKS)
Virtual Interior Design
If you like getting your hands dirty DIYing it, but want someone who knows what they’re doing to guide you through the process, virtual interior design is the way for you.
I’ll give you a custom design plan, a shopping list, detailed instructions, and a 6-week post-design support period, all virtually. so you can get everything done just the way you want to.
VIRTUAL INTERIOR DESIGN STARTS AT: $3,500
BASICALLY, HIRING ME TO BOSS YOU AROUND (BUT IN A FUN WAY)
Interior Designer on Call
You’re a damn good DIY-er with an interior design plan in place, but you want to make sure you’re thinking everything through and have someone knowledgeable to bounce ideas off of.
With this service, you’ll receive a set amount of hours that you can use to tap me like a maple tree… for my interior design knowledge that is, just so we’re clear.
INTERIOR DESIGNER ON CALL: $1,800
THINK: PHONE A FRIEND, BUT INSTEAD OF A FRIEND IT’S A SUPER KNOWLEDGEABLE INTERIOR DESIGN EXPERT
“I was so shocked at all the little things about stories from life and pieces I’ve collected that she found ways to reference.
Jess’s questions were so thoughtful and allowed me to define my aesthetic and style. She delivered a design that screamed, ‘She gets me.’”
ADRIANNE h.
“We kind of couldn't believe how much fun we had during our shoot?!”
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Jen & Aaron
Ryan & Kenna
Meek & Dajuan
Morgan & Chloe
“Being in front of Roselyn's camera was easily a top 10 life experience.”
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Jen & Aaron
Ryan & Kenna
Meek & Dajuan
Morgan & Chloe
“Our friends say these are easily the best photos they've ever seen.”
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Jen & Aaron
Ryan & Kenna
Meek & Dajuan
Morgan & Chloe
HOW IT WORKS
We Disco and Plan
Once you’ve inquired, we’ll hop on a disco(very) call to make sure we go together like fudge and ice cream. After that, you’ll invite me into your home for a paid consultation. If you’re in the DC metro area, I’ll pop in, and if you’re far away, we’ll Zoom (or you can fly me out, if you so prefer). We’ll walk through your space so I can give you a million and one ideas of what we can do while I get the info I need to create your custom proposal.
We Blab a Bunch More
After you’ve accepted your custom proposal, we’ll set our milestone dates and get into a personality and style deep dive. We’ll have our kickoff call where I ask you all the important questions (like your favorite things to do when you’ve got your house to yourself, the animals you most relate to, and other equally important questions).
I Present
Some Ideas
With the photos, measurements, and furniture/decor inventory I’ve collected, I’ll present your concept—which includes the vibe, colors, and proposed budget. You’ll tell me everything tickles your fancy. I’ll bring in tradespeople so we can figure out estimates and plan out ideas.
And then…
We Begin
Design
Well, before we actually begin design, I’ll present your actual design plan that goes over all of the details of specific paint colors, furniture and decor, and includes 3D renderings of what every room will look like. Once that’s perfected, purchasing, project management, and installation all begins.
(Feel free to treat yourself to a vacay while all this is happening.)
The Big
Reveal
I swing the door open to your quirky, cool, best-thing-you’ve-ever-seen home. You cry. Your partner is silent with awe. Your kids talk about how they have the coolest house on the block. And I fly into the sky like an interior design Mary Poppins.*
*Flying into the sky may or may not actually happen.
(I know, I know, big shock.)
And with your house being a space you spend a whole lot of time in, celebrating milestone moments like 50th birthday parties or living out everyday routines like bickering in the kitchen over breakfast...
DON’T YOU WANT YOUR HOME TO BE EVERYTHING YOU WANT AND MORE?
Life’s too short to spend any more time hating your interiors (or resenting the furniture you bought in a trend-induced robot trance). It should be a space that tickles the hell out of your fancy because… YOLO.
You're right. Let's Chat.
I DON’T MEAN TO BE MORBID, BUT, UM...
