Home is where your FREAK FLAG FLIES

Home is where your freak flag flies.

For women who'd rather be weird than forgettable–and want their homes to say the same. Start with the quiz, hop on the list, or book your discovery call–unboring starts below.

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Take the Quiz

Find out if your space is as fun as you are. 👀

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Snag my Finds

Five monthly design finds for living outside the lines.

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Book a Call

A 20-minute call to see if we're a design match. 👯

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Book a Consult

You've got design questions. I've got personality-packed answers. 🔮

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Explore the Services

Interior design that screams ‘you’—no copy-paste here.

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Visit the Website

Your new favorite interior design rabbit hole. 🕳️

HEY, HI, I'M JESS

And I design homes that know you better than your best friend. Based in Northern Virginia with clients worldwide, I create spaces that are fun, functional, and fully you. Because cookie-cutter isn’t your vibe, and it’s not here either. You deserve joy in every corner and personality in every freaking piece!

DESIGN TIPS

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COLOR & STYLE

Unboring Blues for Every Room

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we’ve been to Beige Town, and I think we can all agree. It’s a total snoozefest. So let’s explore another B. It’s Blue b!tch. Blue paint colors to be exact. Blue paint is like the jeans of the paint color world—relaxing, timeless...

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16 Coffee Tables That Stand Out

Yes, a coffee table is a functional piece of furniture. It’s where you put your feet up to read the latest issue of Architectural Digest, where you place your Spindrift in between sips...

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QUIRKY FINDS

Get to know this pattern loving freak

I'm Jess–interior designer for quirky women & queen of asking my clients more questions than Grandma at Thanksgiving. Also known for obsessing over THE perfect VINTAGE FIND & being a sucker for inanimate objects with boobs.

And 2 out of those 3 things are awesome for you–because not only do I take the time to get it right, but I make sure it’s right for YOU. (Unless you’re also into paintings & vases with boobs. Then it’s 3 out of 3 things that are awesome for you.) I’m here to pay attention to all the details and, most of all, work my magic and turn your home into a space where every room makes you weak in the knees.